Solving the Mystery of Hell

Yowzee wowzee.  Fuck these cats.  Seriously.

Something they won't tell you, naturally because they exist in a 2-week-sprint hypnosis cycle, is that you can't just keep piling on dead weight.

Who is buying iPhones?  You guessed it: whoever ain't got one.

Say I wanted to design a shitty version of MLB.  It's so shitty, that you get paid next to nothing to keep you playing longer.  Better yet, stay at home or in the gym the entire time you're not playing.

Dead Weight