Moon Water

We were out entertaining the company when we found our local 323 was splashing around at the strip club and playing leapfrog.  I felt left out, because I wanted to play too.  The good news is she dove right on my lap.

Speaking softly into the wisp of her ear, I said "I'm looking for an immaculate conception."  The more immaculate the better.  In fact, if we do it on the dark side of the moon in a space camouflage tent, better yet.  We looked into NORAD – 800 feet deep, but we missed the natural light.

Stat-Squish Squasher
Planet Earth: NSFW