We were out entertaining the company when we found our local 323 was splashing around at the strip club and playing leapfrog. I felt left out, because I wanted to play too. The good news is she dove right on my lap.
Speaking softly into the wisp of her ear, I said "I'm looking for an immaculate conception." The more immaculate the better. In fact, if we do it on the dark side of the moon in a space camouflage tent, better yet. We looked into NORAD – 800 feet deep, but we missed the natural light.