Keep your boy on the plantation by any means necessary. More poo poo jokes and Fred Armisen having Nilla Wafers and tea for the 800th consecutive show. You know what I always say, no news the better.
I know your memory ain't too good, so let me remind you who writes the news, why the sun comes up in the morning, and the reason your lil' mama can't keep her lil' mittens off her phone.
Remember, I need some 9s lined up when I get on my flight and I don't like being driven around.