It's just a fact of the matter that some of us are more newsworthy than others.
They don't report on much that's real. If they did, they'd have to report on me every day. I go to the news for the funnies and the coupons. The last time I was in the news I was 6 years old.
I wonder how many of my Cornflake Girls have owned me since I was 6 years old; such deliberate patience. We do certainly understand patience.
I love her so much though. I love the things she makes for me, and how she understands me.