Whole lotta' folks speaking LicWorx'ish these days, see if they know what it's all about.
Conferences got a rap for not making anybody any money, but the only place anybody is ever getting excited about buying things is when there's a good conference (a.k.a., an Apple event). Send 'em home with more free stuff if you can.
Stay the hell at home, now, we don't want to look after you. How much do you think we give a fuck about catering anything for anybody at any time of the day?
Yeah, right? You heard that one before.
Put me up at the Aria fucka'.